Jonald

Jonald

Aficionado of #TerribleMovieTuesday and host of the Hallowe'en Scream Stream Party and Twelve Days of Streams-mas. I like turtles.

Favorite films

  • The Long Kiss Goodnight
  • The Muppet Christmas Carol
  • Anna and the Apocalypse
  • Miracle on 34th Street

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  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★★★½

  • Snatch

    ★★★★

  • Angels in the Outfield

    ★★★

  • Angels in the Outfield

    ★★★

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★½

    They kind of jumped the shark here, and I'm not just talking about the ones in the Colosseum.

  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★

    In a world full of dogs and lemurs, be a capybara.

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  • Hoaxed

    Hoaxed

    ½

    Cassie Jaye saying "how can I have trusted anything they've ever said about all these other people who I've seen smeared in the media before" and then cutting to Alex Jones is the most unintentionally hilarious thing I've seen in a long time.

    Mike Cernovich produces another empty, meritless documentary in order to insert himself.

    No aspect of this film has aged well with many of those involved facing charges for defamation and fraud or deplatformed for white supremacy and racism. So there's that.

  • Green Room

    Green Room

    ★★★★

    Nothing groundbreaking per se, but lots of intensity, anxiety building scenes and some fantastic gory moments. Especially a specific boxcutter moment that makes the skin crawl and led to a vocal exclamation. Excellent casting throughout, including great performances from Yelchin, Macon Blair and Ms Poots continuing to carry the indie film scene.