The last time I paid both the monetary and the emotional prices to experience an MCU movie in theaters was 1,629 days ago, when I saw Spider-Man: Homecoming. At the time, I walked out of the theater dissatisfied with what I referred to as trivial characters, unimaginative storytelling, and an overwhelmingly stale and formulaic feel. Rather than hoisting my shield and continuing to bludgeon my way through the coming onslaught of Marvel's cinematic phases, I raised the white flag and…
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mother! 2017
As I get older, the list of directors whose work I’m committed to consistently seeking out continues to grow. Long as that list may be, it stands that one of the first names to enter those ranks (for me, at least) was Darren Aronofsky. This isn't to say all of his films are perfect. On the contrary, I’ve only ever truly loved one of his films. Still, the man had never put out a feature that didn’t offer substantial intrigue,…
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The Fall Guy 2024
Completely forgot to log this… which might hint at how forgettable it ultimately is, but I did enjoy it for what it’s worth.
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A Different Man 2024
Simultaneously a comedy and a tragedy. The deeper down the self-dug grave we delve, the more absurdly funny this somber tale becomes.
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Valentine's Day 2010
Jessica Alba is dating Ashton Kutcher, who works with George Lopez, and sold flowers to Patrick Dempsey, who's two-timing on Jennifer Garner, who's the teacher of Bryce Robinson(?), who's the son of Julia Roberts, who flew on a plane with Bradley Cooper, who's in a relationship with Eric Dane(?), who's interviewed by Queen Latifah, who's the boss of Anne Hathaway, who recently started seeing Topher Grace, who had a conversation with Hector Elizondo(?), who's married to Shirley MacLane, who employs…
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Trust 2010
This movie is just awful. I don't mean that it's poorly made, but that it's a dreadful thing to watch. Personally, I think it's scarier than most horror movies of today. It's hard to put into words. Acting is great, story's engaging, and this is just a really sad movie.
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