Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  Jenna OrTEA-GODESS. I will not be told that this was not fun. I will not be told this is bad by the pretentious cinephiles. if yall loved cinema you would have fun. I HAD FUN. I AM A FREE THINKER. I AM FREE AND YOU ARE SHACKLED. UNLEASH YOUR CHAINS.

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  Brighter Days Ahead 2025

  Watched 30 Mar 2025

  an enemy of miss ariana is an enemy of my own. ariana hate not tolerated. may a toothpick find its way, lodged into your biggest toenail <3.

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Mar 2025

  i already had to go see it again. God, please let me look like this at age 39. I want to be hot, please.

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  The Devil Wears Prada 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  when the devil wears prada, the chile is tea. 
  when the stanley tucci is my father, the finna is gag.
  sis, im dead as a runway.