hayhails

hayhails

always here for chaos and films that make me cry

Favorite films

  • Frances Ha
  • Top Gun: Maverick
  • The Taste of Things
  • Sanctuary

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  • Strange Darling

    ★★★★

  • Chime

    ★★★

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★½

  • Picture This

    ★★

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  • Boot Camp

    Boot Camp

    ★★★★

    Not me absolutely loving this?!? Here I was just sitting on the couch casually squealing, laughing, and grinning at the screen. Did I tear up when she’s feeling insecure about her body?? Yes! And the chemistry?? HOT. 😮‍💨😮‍💨 And the romance tropes? *perfection*.  This truly healed my inner teen. 

    Upon finding out it was based off a wattpad romance, it all came together for me. What can I say? I’m a slut for these films. 

    Overall great film and you can’t tell me I’m wrong. 💀🤣

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    ★½

    man I forgot how much body horror this one had. I mean that back snap? wheeeeew 😮‍💨

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  • Love Again

    Love Again

    ★★★½

    It did what it was supposed to do - make me feel warm feelings, laugh, and squeal a little with excitement at the cheesy parts. It isn’t anything ground breaking, but these movies are never meant to be that. Go in and meet it where it’s at and you’ll have a good time.

  • There's Something Wrong with the Children

    There's Something Wrong with the Children

    ★½

    They really came out here having organs play throughout with overly saturated images and angles that made zero sense. It also quite possibly could have ended at 5 different points. What a choice. What chaos.