hazeltug

hazeltug

"i take all your recommendations seriously. i wanna know why you like stuff" -- gregory eddie, abbott elementary

Favorite films

  • Wicked
  • Little Women
  • Knives Out
  • tick, tick... BOOM!

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  • Picture This

    ½

  • Wish You Were Here

    ★½

  • Babygirl

    ★★★

  • My Fault: London

    ★★★★

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  • Picture This

    Picture This

    ½

    baBY this was a mess...scarily inaccurate, lowkey offensive and microagressive? how did they get my bridgerton baddie to be a part of this awful project...and with the after guy no less. oh my god please i'll never watch this again

  • Wish You Were Here

    Wish You Were Here

    ★½

    this is flat and emotionless...you could tell miss julia was trying to be artsy and it wasn't that at allllllll. someone tell these filmmakers that "artsy" does not equal muted and dull and boring. like, having your characters talk in the same detached tone all the time does not make it camp and artsy it just makes it boring! and no, i do not feel bad that adam has terminal cancer. you didn't MAKE me care.

    also on a side…

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  • Poldark Revealed

    Poldark Revealed

    okay so im using this thing (idk what it is tbh) as my show review bc we can't review shows on letterboxd, which is a damn shame, but...i digress.

    THIS SHOW IS SO RATCHET

    its literally the most weirdly paced, uninteresting, ratchet piece of garbage i have EVER seen in my LIFE and YET i keep WATCHING IT! the pacing is absolutely INSANE (why did it take four episodes to establish the story and one episode for them to completely…

  • Your Lie in April

    Your Lie in April

    back in my anime era and what about it

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