Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Very conflicted on if this is the most annoying movie of all time or good

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Lemur

Popular reviews

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  Spiral: From the Book of Saw 2021

  ★ Rewatched 05 Jan 2023

  I'ma let 'em spin like a spiral (straight up)
  I don't got no love for no rival (straight up)
  Put him on the news, he went viral (pussy)
  I took a number two with my rifle (pussy)
  Every car I'm in, I got the title (on God)
  Slaughter gang, I turn a model to a hiker (big facts)
  I know they want me dead, I got a Kel-Tec in this Viper (21)
  I hit all the vibes on the low 'cause I'm a sniper (21)

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  Brick 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Nov 2022

  "Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you"

  To me Rian Johnson's filmography is maybe the most hit or miss in Hollywood. He's really an enigma, directing what I believe to be both the best and the worst episodes of Breaking Bad, The Last Jedi and Knives out both of which don't really work for me but also Looper…