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  Trap 2024

  ★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Maybe the real trap was the trap we trapped along
  the trap 

  M night you cooked here. I LOVE TRAP! I LOVE COOPER! #HOTZADDY #CRISPY

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Who the hell is Jonathan

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  Straw Man 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2024

  I would like to preface this review by addressing the obvious: Yes, I do make a brief appearance in this film. Yes, it will likely be the performance which will rocket me into stardom. But make no mistake, the following thoughts are completely my own.

  Simon “Mormon” Mayer has outdone himself once again with this masterpiece. Not since Fosse’s All That Jazz has a director such harshly examined their own vices and wickedness. Anyone who knows Mayer in real life…

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  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Mar 2025 1

  Got to see a 35mm print with special guest stars Patton Oswalt and filmmaker Alexandre O. Philippe 

  It was incredibly awesome seeing this in a grindhouse-type presentation, but i honestly think i prefer a 4k restoration over this. The amount of detail captured by the restoration is astounding, and i hate to miss out on that.

  Seeing this with an audience was a delight. Patton told us to pay attention to Pam’s bracelet, which eventually ends up on the wrist…