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Birthmarked 2018
Bigly boring & dreadfully derivative, the film is what you might get if you took "Napoleon Dynamite" and "The Royal Tenenbaums" and drained every single creative or compelling thing from them, stitched them together in a clumsy haphazard hybrid utterly bereft and devoid of all goodness and released without as much a scene, character, line, or even one frame of film that showed the slightest deviation from what measurements made show must be the brutally pure perfection of Dullness itself.
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