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  ★★★½ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  After much time pondering the message of this film, I have concluded the moral is. 

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  Moulin Rouge! 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Jun 2024

  I’m disappointed… 

  THAT NO ONE HAS SAT ME DOWN AND MADE ME WATCH THIS FILM SINCE MY BIRTH!!! 

  I think i had several seizures, my body couldn’t handle feeling every emotion in the space of 2 hours. Shame on you Bridgeton you are out shinned by what this master piece does with iconic hits. 

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