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Wicked 2024
Dear Cal & Pru,
This movie was everything I wanted it to be. Go see it Cal; you'll love it and appreciate it. Pru will be going with me because she lives with me now and I can control her movements. Also, she will really enjoy it.
I hope John Chu gets the Best Director Oscar that he so rightly deserved for In The Heights.
That's right. I said it.
Why are you still reading this? Go see the movie.
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Widow Clicquot 2023
Dear Cal & Pru,
I watched this because 1. I love to drink Veuve Clicquot and 2. Papa Steve watched it and told me to check it out. However, I am hear to tell you, it wasn't worth it.
First of all, why is it in English? With British accents? At least make me feel like I am in France for god sake. Have some respect; we are talking about Champagne!
Second, this woman was a real person who transformed the…Translated from by
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Chinatown 1974
Dear Cal and Pru,
Remember when I made you guys watch this movie because I had never seen it and was thinking that I SHOULD see it because everyone talks about it all the time. LOL! That was funny, 'cause it was dumb. I mean, WTF? Anyone who says this movie 'holds up' has a misplaced nostalgia for misogyny. Not that we don't have plenty of that now. oy.
Sorry I made you watch it.
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Martha 2024
Dear Cal & Pru,
As you know, I have long been a fan of Martha Stewart (I am sure you are both shaking your heads right now and thinking, 'fan is kind of a mild word, ma'). In my despair last week I took some time to watch some TV and this was on my list. It was ok. There were parts of it that were great, but it was painful to watch the extended section on her trial. Frickin' James…Translated from by