Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  james gunn is really good at making sweet endings that make me almost forget how annoying i found the rest of the movie

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  The New Mutants 2020

  Watched 13 Mar 2025

  insane that this was billed as the xmen horror movie and not like. the xmen YA fanfic movie. but maybe we could all use a little YA schlock in our lives now and then. plus anya taylor joy with a glowing blue sword, so

Popular reviews

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  Dark Phoenix 2019

  Watched 13 Mar 2025 1

  completely juiceless. this screenwriter/producer saw real directors working on his movies and decided "i could do that!" and proceeded to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that no, he couldn't. every scene is static. every actor is bored. every moment falls flat. the only cool things happen on the train at the end and im convinced 4/5 of them were the 2nd unit director's ideas. theyre letting this fuckin schmuck do the next star wars trilogy.

  "buns. ass. shit from a butt, if you will" as a scholar once said.

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  The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992

  Rewatched 25 Dec 2024

  you may see many people who haven't read the book say this is the best christmas carol. you may see people who don't know anything about puppets say this is the best christmas carol. you may see people say it's the best christmas carol just because it's gained popularity in recent years, because it's familiar, because it's the only one they've seen. something you really have to realize if you want me to take you seriously is that they are all right.