Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  the movie that dared to ask "what if the stripper actually WAS in love with you"

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 May 2024 1

  movie that proves the children will turn gay if you let them watch lesbian tv

Popular reviews

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 May 2024 1

  It's always the wrong thing if it's me who's sayin' it.

  My favorite type of horror is a cautionary tale. This movie is a heartrending plea with the audience to listen when the universe is screaming at you. It needs you to walk out of the theater declaring, "There's something wrong with me, too. But I will become. I will not rot. I will not be buried."

  So here I am: There's something wrong with me, too. But I will become. I will not rot. I will not be buried—and I will always mourn for those who were.

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  Third Star 2010

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jun 2022

  why would anyone write this, film it, edit it, release it, and think that they've done good for the world. eight years have been removed from my life span. i think benedict cumberbatch wants me to kill myself. half a star off bcs it wasn't gay.