Favorite films

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  Hungry Hearts 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2019

  i literally cannot imagine adam driver giving a bad performance. he held a pregnancy test in this movie and suddenly i myself became pregnant. that’s how good he is. the rest of this movie is batshit fucking crazy but i am here for concerned and capable father adam driver.

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  The Island 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Nov 2019 4

  this is not the best movie ever. this is not even the best scarlett johansson movie. this isn’t even the best scarlett johansson movie that abstractly poses the question “what does it mean to be human?”, nor is it the best scarlett johansson movie in which someone has a deep conversation with steve buscemi. this is not a good movie. however, seldom have i felt more entertained than during the two hours and ten minutes from the opening to the…

Recent reviews

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  Juror #2 2024

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  my screenwriting professor would absolutely eat up this script. which is how u know he’s a QUACK

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  Titanic 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Jan 2025

  400 trillion dollars

Popular reviews

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  Girl with a Pearl Earring 2003

  ★★★ Watched 06 Jun 2020

  every shot of this movie looks like it’s own painting but everything else that’s going on is like. so fucking weird. it’s like 50 shades of grey except about paint. colin firth thinks those 7 different white bonnets are EROTIC! and when u GRIND the PIGMENTS and talk about LIGHT.... my dick is as hard as BEDROCK!!!! vermeer makes griet sleep on a mattress in the floor of his studio like it’s a sex dungeon. she is so thrilled to…

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  Ratatouille 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2020 2

  teenage girl on letterboxd: anyone can like film!
  adult man with pulp fiction in his favs: actually i take film seriously and no i do not believe just anyone can enjoy it properly