heffernan420

heffernan420

Favorite films

  • True Romance
  • Stop Making Sense
  • 20th Century Women
  • Drop Dead Gorgeous

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  • Saved!

    ★★★★

  • Persuasion

    ½

  • Shrek 5

  • Big Fish

    ★★★★

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  • Saved!

    Saved!

    ★★★★

    “There’s only one reason a Christian girl is at planned parenthood.” 
    “To plant a pipe bomb!?” 
    “Ok two.”

  • Persuasion

    Persuasion

    ½

    I forgot this film existed and saw it on Netflix this morning and thought “Oh my god! A Jane Austen movie adaptation I’m yet to see!” And started to watch.
    Promptly after remembering I have seen this film once before I turned it off after a strong 5 minutes (still too long) because this movie is utter dog shit. 
    Dakota Johnson you are on the thinnest of ices you cannot continue to rely of crappy wooden acting where you don’t…

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  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ½

    Actually physically couldn’t finish this absolute insult to the art of film. Worse than a flaming bag of dog shit, to compare it to a flaming bag of dog shit is to insult bags of dog shit on fire.

  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    ½

    It happened. Yep. A plot unfolded. I don’t know what happened in between the opening score and closing credits for me to actually block out every scene, interaction whatever but I have to respect my brain’s self-preservation. 

    They are rlly hot tho wish I hadn’t forgot that.

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