Heffster

Heffster

5 - Total love!
4 - Great!
3 - It’s aight!
2 - Nah.
1 - Fuck this.

Favorite films

  • The Dark Knight
  • The Wolf of Wall Street
  • Django Unchained

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★½

  • Good Time

    ★★★★

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★

  • Ip Man 4: The Finale

    ★★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★½

    TLDR: Ultimately a disappointment. Bland story/script, no emotional connection, not scary. Underwhelming.

    From a technical perspective, everything shines with strong acting, beautiful visuals, and atmospheric cinematography. However, the story/script completely failed this movie. It is extremely BLAND. None of the gothic beauty or committed performances on the screen matter because the movie fails to establish an emotional connection with the audience to care about the characters or what is happening. The entire story just goes through the motions like a…

  • Good Time

    Good Time

    ★★★★

    When this movie ended, the boys and I just took a moment of silence. We let the credits roll, absorbing our first moment of true peace since entering the world of Good Time. 

    I say the “world of Good Time” because I was absolutely locked into the movie. It’s pretty uncommon for a movie to absolutely suck me into the story, where I’m calling every character their actual name and not the actor’s, where I’m shouting at the screen, and I…

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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    To be honest, I don’t really get this movie, and yet I find myself hypnotized and in awe.

    This movie is definitely a trip that requires multiple viewings and analysis video binging. While it is less straight forward than Hereditary in certain aspects, it certainly is no less enjoyable and may be even more so for some.
    It was a beautiful film that has Aster’s fingerprints all over it. It’s shot beautifully, has under the surface themes, and makes you…

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★

    OVERALL

    Really unnecessary. You’d be better off with the ending of Breaking Bad. I’d suggest only watching this if you’re just itching for more from the series or if you got some free time. There’s nothing outright terrible about El Camino. I just found myself asking, “Why?”

    BONUS THOUGHTS

    Yo like some actors aged and or gained weight to the point where it’s kind of distracting, especially when they do flashbacks.

    I’m pretty sure I’m nowhere near the big brain…

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