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  The Terminator 1984

  Watched 20 Jul 2019

  michael biehn has never fully closed his mouth not even once and I for one think that's beautiful

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  A Cure for Wellness 2016

  Watched 23 May 2019

  if i were being menaced by eels i would simply tell em to fuck off

Popular reviews

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  Good Time 2017

  Watched 14 Jan 2018

  when robert pattinson bleaches his hair and this film has the AUDACITY to act like it looks bad

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  Bottle Rocket 1996

  Watched 13 Jan 2018

  owen wilson is the bravest man alive because he continues to get up and face the public every day even after we all heard that devastatingly accurate line about him looking like a little banana

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