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Favorite films

  • Alien
  • The Haunting
  • Witness for the Prosecution

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Smile 2

    ★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    Obviously a technically accomplished movie with humor and big personalities. RP is really at the top of his game here with incredible voice work and an intensely physical performance. 

    But — I can’t say I was sitting on the edge of my seat or personally invested in any of the characters like I hoped to be. In Parasite we’re thrilled by the voyeurism and the titillation of poverty and wealth. In Host we love the beatnik broken family and are…

  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★★

    I’m still recovering. So scared at points I took my glasses off to hide. No one is making movies like this.

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  • Exhuma

    Exhuma

    ★★★

    A spooky folk horror that pulls back a generational mystery. Divided into 5 parts and following 4 occultist leads the film flies by. It’s creepy through out with some of its most memorable tension (the first ritual) in broad daylight. There are a few plot lines interwoven here with some landing more successfully than others but I get why we explored these second and third lines of narrative. 

    There’s comparisons to Incantation here but this film never reaches those heights as…

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★★

    I know I might be rating this a little high but fuck it. We got silly girl gothiness, fated love (??), needle drops, clam shell lamps, and the Madonna of it all! And how does Cole Sprouse make those little sounds get across so much? 

    PSA: Don’t go in thinking this is a new Jennifer’s Body!! It’s not. That was wild marketing. Totally different themes and the comparison might hurt your enjoyment of a (admittedly hetero) fun flick.