Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Passion Play 2010

  ½ Watched 06 Jun 2021

  genuinely no words for how bad this movie was like i think i'm in shock

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  The New Guy 2002

  ★½ Watched 27 Dec 2020

  the ratio of how bad this movie is to how sexy eliza dushku is in it is 1:1

Popular reviews

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  The Expendables 2010

  Watched 04 Sep 2020

  man i don't care how big the budget or how a-list the cast, if you told me this entire movie was written, directed, and acted by someone's high school football team, i'd believe you

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  A Cure for Wellness 2016

  Watched 24 Feb 2020

  me and my lifelong fear of eels:

  this moive: 😊