Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  overwhelming... postmodern... yes...

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  Black Panther 2018

  ★★½ Rewatched 16 Feb 2025

  i feel like this was made by the many more people than those credited but who am i to c - i -say

Popular reviews

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  Cinderella 2021

  ★ Watched 05 Sep 2021 2

  this is why cottagecore kids and hamilton kids clearly do not mix

  like this is some of the most hideously uninspired direction i have ever seen like why tf is like every single character exclusively shot in mediums, particularly from the front

  also james corden plays a cgi rodent for not the first time

  anyway my dog seemed to really enjoy this movie so maybe that’s saying something

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 29 Sep 2024

  maybe the least subtle thing ive watched

  ate a banana in the cinema and i appreciated the ending and maybe it is more than what it advertises itself to be but tbh idk

  maybe i need to accept that not everything is nuanced. i like it more as regarding the politics of addiction than saying anything substantially feminist about beauty and adjacent standards. 

  rolled my eyes about as much as i dropped my jaw so i really dont know how to talk about this movie