Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Scooby-Doo 2002

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  A cinematic disaster that fully commits to the bit. The CGI is an affront to God, the jokes feel like they were written by a guy in a puka shell necklace, and the vibes are straight-up cursed... Scrappy-Doo ? A MENACE TO SOCIETY. Melvin Doo ?? Why was he even THERE wtf ?? And yet somehow, it delivers exactly what it promised. It's exactly as bad as it should be 🥰

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  A mind-wiping, heart-crushing, existential slay of the highest order. Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet serve messy, devastating romance, while the film peels emotions apart like a sad indie bop. Yass queen forgetting is easy, but the feelings?? Permanent. 💅

Popular reviews

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  Good Will Hunting 1997

  ★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  Smart guy has trauma, refuses help, then accepts help and that's it, that's the movie. No serve, no gag, just therapy-core for men who think they're deep. If I wanted disappointment I'd stream Katy Perry's new era 💋

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  It's giving CLASS WARFARE, it's giving METAPHOR, it's giving SOCIETY COLLAPSE CHIC. Bong Joon-ho said eat the rich but make it cinema, make it thrilling, make it SERVE. The tension ? Suffocating. The twists ?? Neck SNAPPED. The basement gag??? I DIED.

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