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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  If they made Disney Channel Original Movies for 20-year old Redditors, this would be one.
  No subtlety, the word “fuck” every other sentence, epic butthole and sex jokes, 
  They want to copy the parts of Alien that they like. Spacesuits in the final act to shove a monster out of the airlock. Untrustworthy robots. Ending with a captains log. It’s all so shallow and half-baked. This franchise refuses to try something new.
  The characters are all one-dimensional morons, but what…

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Loved the first film with my whole heart. Shame to say that outside of a few scenes (Fleck learning about what his mother said about him, Joker’s interrogations, etc) that this film didn’t have the same tightness as the first. It’s a film that feels like a victory lap more than a continuation. Phoenix gives it his all, but the story was complete in a wya that this sequel wasn’t able to open back up, unfortunately.

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  Ghostbusters 2016

  ½ Watched 16 Jul 2022

  I think I’m a masochist I watched this alone in my room because I wanted to know what it was like
  I got home from work and just wanted to lay back and not laugh at all for two hours.

  This is a movie that demonstrates “not funny, didn’t laugh” to a T. Screaming. Too much improv. References. Jokes that rely on characters not being logical humans. Dancing. Colors. Stupidity. It has it all.

  I caught one joke that had…

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  Secret Invasion 2023

  ½ Watched 12 Aug 2023

  Ahhh, just when I was worried the MCU was trending back upwards.

  I was floored by this series. It hits all of the phase 4 classics!
  - The absolute assassination of a beloved character
  - an interesting topic that barely has its surface scratched
  - a genre piece that doesn’t understand any of the pillars of the genre
  - a shlock, incredibly forced ending

  This one might be the most pathetic show the MCU has put out in a while.…

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