Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Green Room 2015

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  No Patrick Stewart! You can't call them that anymore!

  “It’s funny. You were so scary at night.”

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  Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 2006

  ★★ Watched 03 Feb 2024

  They feed beef lasagna to a cow.

Recent reviews

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  Black Mirror: The National Anthem 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Im sure Bo Jo has done worse.

  “Well I’m not fucking a pig.”

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  Jurassic Park III 2001

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I believe in Billy Supremacy.

  “WHAT ABOUT BILLY!”

Popular reviews

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  The Hungover Games 2014

  ★★ Watched 09 May 2021

  I liked it. Buts its the film equivalent of a reddit kid.

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★★½ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  That kid has a real potty mouth. 

  “IM HENRY AND I AM SO FUCKING TIRED!”