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Derek DelGaudio's In & of Itself 2020
Some really fun spectacle and storytelling, maybe would’ve been more affecting were I actually there… still teared up tho
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Wonka 2023
Low expectations made this movie better like salt, it’s not perfect but the trailer didn’t do it Justice it was a generally fun romp
Timothee’s performance is a really fascinating study in what does and doesn’t work in embracing/rejecting naturalist filmic performance, legitimately might watch it again just to examine exactly what he’s doing. I think it mostly works! And when it doesn’t it’s more a product of bad direction, I suspect…
I commonly joke that I despise Timothee Chalamet…
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Bullet Train 2022
I think my actual rating is like a 3 but honestly so much missed potential made me hate this movie a lil bit
TOO LONG WAY TOO LONG TOO MUCH BS super frontloaded with enjoyment for me made all the boring stuff in the second half so cringe
Fight choreo wasn’t bad but biggest miss for me, could’ve been SO hype SO clean but nah we gotta have shakycam that cuts five times a second and Hollywood A-list celebrities who’re…
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