Henry E

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Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Inception
  • Hot Fuzz

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  • Bottoms

    ★★★½

  • Unfrosted

    ★★

  • Wolfs

    ★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Bong Joon-ho has done it again! Mickey 17 is timely, hilarious, and overall a complete blast. Definitely a lot different than the marketing made it out to be, but the movie we ended up getting was unmistakenly Bong. The movie sounds and looks fantastic, especially in IMAX. All of the actors are great, especially Robert Pattinson, Naomi Ackie, and Mark Ruffalo. The writing could've been improved a bit, but I still enjoyed every second of this.

  • Titanic

    Titanic

    ★★★★

    The first sentence of this movie's Wikipedia page refers to this as an "epic romance disaster film". They're not wrong, but that wording is fucking hilarious lmfao.

    Despite the "we're in love but ClAsS DiFfErEnCeS" trope being exhausted by the time the ship starts sinking, the fact that James Cameron is able to make something at this scale is truly something. Plus, the story is not only interesting, but its portrayal of the rich is true to this day. Also,…

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  • Unfrosted

    Unfrosted

    ★★

    A Jerry Seinfeld fever dream. I can't believe this is a real movie. How did anyone think this was a good idea? I'm baffled. At least it wasn't boring, but yeah, this was not good. I could make a better movie about Pop-Tarts than this.

  • Timeless Love

    Timeless Love

    ★★

    watched bc of drew gooden and found out after that it was filmed in utah WAT

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  • Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure

    Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure

    ★★½

    this really had a romantic montage with 2 dogs while a cover of Baby by Justin Bieber was playing

    eta: shoutout to the people in the comments who made me aware of the fact that said cover is by LUCAS FUCKING GRABEEL HIMSELF

  • Furry Vengeance

    Furry Vengeance

    ★★

    who wants a new wii?