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Beau Is Afraid 2023
This movie was so bad I watched it on a plane and walked out!! Best parts: Parker posey rigor mortis, patti lupone acting
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Longlegs 2024
This movie sucked sh!t out of my moms ass!!! Sorry but it was so silly! It tried soo hard to be freaky/creepy and included every horror trope possible. I miss horror movies where the characters act like actual humans and the world resembles our own— that margin between real and unknown danger is what really gets under the skin. This was just random. Half a star for Nicolas cage who undeniably commits 110% every time
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Wicked 2024
Best parts: Jeff goldblum rock sculpture, Jonathan Bailey back flexion, elphaba shaking hooves w Peter Dinklage goat, Cynthia Erivo’s voice which is more pure and clean than water from the mountain of the gods! However it could have been at least 30min shorter. AT LEAST
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