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Seven Veils 2023
‘And she’s not just sucking him off- she’s totally consuming him. And he can only shoot himself- right as he’s about to cum, explosion.’ (Slightly paraphrased)
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Speak No Evil 2024
Dead ass slept through this.
How the fuck do I keep finding the worst possible movies to watch?…
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The Substance 2024
Carrie? Carrie White?? Is that you???? Gurrrrrrlllll that plastic surgery looks soooo good on you!!!!!!
Literally laughed so hard I cried. Otherwise, a tad bit long.
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