Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  Watched 23 Jan 2025

  Where was the Robbie Williams Chimp?

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  Nosferatu in Venice 1988

  Watched 17 Jan 2025

  Just quite horrific

Popular reviews

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  Phantom Thread 2017

  Rewatched 25 Mar 2024

  Chic? 👠❓Oh, don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 you 👉 start using that filthy 😈😼 little word, Chic! 💃🕺 Whoever invented that ought to be spanked in public.👏🍑 I don't even know what that word means! 🤷‍♂️🤔 What is that word? 😡🤨 Fucking chic! 👗🖕They should be hung🪢, drawn ✍️, and quartered.🔪🩸 Fucking chic. 🤬😤

  
  So perfect.

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  Muscle 1989

  Watched 19 Mar 2024

  I, too, would commit murder if someone destroyed my precious Italian VHS of ‘Salo’

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