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  In the Mood for Love 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Just do it already 😩😩

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  You know what, I liked it. Yes it's unoriginal. Yes it doesn't have anything to say about its themes. Yes it runs out of ideas after the first hour. And so what??? Sexy robot!!!!!!!

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2024

  Papacy more like paPUSSY hah hah 😎

  The way this movie ended was dumb and unnecessary and deeply unsatisfying (spoilers but Lawrence should have won and then have been forced to deal with the real political crisis that he'd been avoiding the whole time instead of being absolved by a perfect day-saving christ figure) BUT the parts of the movie that were good I thought were really good and overall I would still recommend

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  The Da Vinci Code 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Oct 2024

  It's a romp, it's a riot, it's stupid as all hell and I love it

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