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  How to Have Sex 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  “so what are you into then?”
  “pasta and cheesy chips.”

  my stomach hurts. this film's an intense, raw vulnerability that comes with being a teenage girl, and mia-mckenna-bruce deserves a hug. 'how to have sex' is a film that portrays realistic, coming-of-age insecurities we try to hide and brutal, gritty pressures we place on ourselves, that tie girlhood and growing up in a way that hurts. how it tackles consents and the aftermaths felt like my heart was being torn…

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  first of all, papa smurf didn't create smurfette. gargamel did. she was sent in as gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village. but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. and as for the whole gang-bang scenario - it just couldn't happen. smurfs are asexual. they don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. that's what's so illogical, you know, about being a smurf. what's the point of living... if…

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  Happiness for Beginners 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Jul 2023

  here for granola ben cook in his grumpy, mean, anti-capitalist, sarcastic entirety! slay. slay. slay. and luke grimes being adorably cute. justice for alexander koch screen time - deserved more! blythe danner - a literal queen. no bad films with her in it. she's the mommiest of mommies in a grandmother way.

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  All's Faire in Love 2009

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2023

  please make matthew lillard a main character who's not sole purpose is to be the comedic-goofy best friend/sidekick/supporting actor to the main character who has zero charm and ability to act !! matthew lillard and louise griffiths’ romance subplot saved this from being 1 ⭐️being christina ricci because i adore her, but she deserved more than she got to work with in this film, which was utterly disappointing and what-the-actual-fudge-did-i-just-watch. knight's tale >>>

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