Álvaro

Álvaro

I just type what I’m thinking while I watch the movies.

Favorite films

  • Return to Oz
  • The Cat in the Hat
  • Death Proof
  • Strawberry Mansion

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  • Brighter Days Ahead

    ★★

  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    ★★★★★

  • VH1 Divas 2009

    ★★★★

  • VH1 Divas 2012

    ★★★★★

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  • VH1 Divas 2009

    VH1 Divas 2009

    ★★★★

    Rating based only on Miley’s perfomances! 

    I love how conspiracy theories tells that this was Miley’s MK Ultra initiation event. 

    For Party in The U.S.A. they did so dirt to her. That outfit was not cute, what a mess. And those vocals? Terrible. But she’s such a dear nice girl going to the audience to sing with the fans. 

    She comes back with Sheryl Crow to perform a cover of If It Makes You Happy. This is one of my…

  • VH1 Divas 2012

    VH1 Divas 2012

    ★★★★★

    Rating based only on Miley’s perfomance! 

    Not Nene Leaks introducing her after Adam Lambert’s perfomance saying “That boy has had more costumes changes than Lady Gaga and all of his assistants are backstage crying their asses out (…)” hahahah. 

    I remember when she was announced as a performer here, we were on a limbo without new music for about 2 years and this was supposed to be the time where she was going to announce and perform her new single…

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  • An Extremely Nutty Teacher

    An Extremely Nutty Teacher

    ★★★★

    Padre beto pau no cu.

  • Scooby-Doo! Ghastly Goals

    Scooby-Doo! Ghastly Goals

    ★½

    Can’t believe that the only time that the Scooby-Doo gang comes to Brazil is on a 22 minutes short film.

    Our folklore is so rich to create content for a Scooby movie but they decided to make it about soccer and carnaval.

    They’re using a name of one of the gods from candomblé to create the monster. That was kinda disrespectful.

    If they ever want to make a movie based on Brazil, they could choose someone dressed as Bolsonaro. There’s…