A sleek suspenseful diorama of opulent scintillating 90s drama… no one can take this movie more seriously than it takes itself

A little too straightforward to be satisfying—not unlike fast food….but nonetheless an instructive examination of business expenses, both literal and figurative.

Felt like a 14 year old watching scrambled softcore Skinemax on a friend’s TV,  eyes glued to the screen trying to catch a glimpse of something while nothing really happens.

Very fun, earns its excessive nudity and violence by telling a smartly written parable for the age of Botox and Ozempic, just enough “Freaky Friday” and “Friday the 13th”. Keeps its message clear from the start, the better to entertain us through the ramifications of not following its instructions.