Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Face/Off 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Will forever love the re-use of the Super Mario Bros. boots for the magnetic jail. 

  Bless John Woo for this absurd magic. 

  I’ve also come to the conclusion that this is a body horror movie and I shall not be taking questions at this time.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Fucking loved this!

  Lots of fun. Lots of yuck.

  Watch the movie and see what happens.

Popular reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025 1

  Very middle of road.

  Wonder when the MCU magic will come back. Sorry for liking comic book movies, dorks.

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  A really good mix of thriller and comedic evil. 

  Enjoyed myself.

  Also, a Regal Cinemas “small” is pure American.
  “Well it’s roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquified.”

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