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The Hateful Eight 2015
“You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang!”
More Quentin more Tarantino more QT more Quentin Tarantino. But also less! More of the same. He’s not tilling new soil here per se, but this is a nice entertaining watch regardless. Post Civil War frontier justice. Let’s get to a brief rundown.
The Hateful Eight has a title that describes exactly what the premise is about. Some nasty characters stuck in a stopover, and no…Translated from by -
The Princess Bride 1987
Irreverent and infinitely quotable classic. I saw this movie for the first time this past fall but I remember seeing scenes and quotes from it as far back as when I was 11 years old and on 9GAG. The Princess Bride is etched into the monolith that is the home video generation, and for good reason. I thought it was hilarious before I ever saw it!
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Saltburn 2023
Mild Spoilers.
At its very core, Saltburn attempts to answer one and only one question. Regardless of any and every other moving cog that constitute a full feature length film, how doomed is a movie if it’s accompanied by a relentless barrage of wrong directorial decisions from the first moment to the very last? Or, maybe in other words, how much does infuriatingly pretentious directing bottleneck the overall integrity of one movie? Well, If you’ve ever wondered what the answer…Translated from by -
Lost in Translation 2003
I am convinced. I am convinced that this movie is the most elaborate joke ever executed by the powers that be in the film industry. I don’t know if it’s because Bill Murray is in it, I don’t know if it’s because Sofia Coppola is one of the most well-known nepo babies in Hollywood or if it’s because there was a glitch in the simulation. This is the most Woody Allen Writing (derogatory) adjacent, pretentious, literally racist (????) piece of…
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