hezmez

hezmez

Favorite films

  • Corpse Bride
  • The Royal Tenenbaums

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  • Easy A

    ★★★★

  • Adventureland

    ★★★★

  • The Wedding Singer

    ★★★★★

  • I Love You, Man

    ★★★★

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  • Easy A

    Easy A

    ★★★★

    I gotta pocket full of sunshine on repeat for weeks + Stanley Tucci as a fun liberal dad. Yes sir, sign me up!

  • Adventureland

    Adventureland

    ★★★★

    Eisenberg here plays your stereotypical nice nerdy boi douche. He’s a “nice guy”. This should be shown to youngsters to warn them off soft boy fuck boys. They’re more dangerous than your regular fuck boy due to their lack of self-awareness. Beware lads!

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  • How Do I Love You?

    How Do I Love You?

    ★★★★★

    One of my mum’s favourites (and mine too ) and I totally get it. Eurovision star Gigliola Cinquetti, age gap love, social class divide, questionable interpretation of girl code and an absolute belter of a song

  • Bridesmaids

    Bridesmaids

    ★★★½

    Some would argue that this film inspired a whole generation of female comics that enjoy telling tales of their sexual exploits and other bodily functions in a rather vulgar manner. I would potentially agree. Despite the film disrespecting my people by allowing the gals to get food poisoning in a Brazilian restaurant, someone decided to script in a woman shitting on the road in a wedding gown. Now, if that doesn’t take balls, I don’t know what does.

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