Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Princess Mononoke 1997

  ★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  I love when a twink simps for an angry woman who hates him. 

  “I’ll cut your throat! That’ll shut you up!”

  “You’re beautiful” 

  Okay… me and who?

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  Pride & Prejudice 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  I need this type of love to hunt me down like a primal wolf, smack me on the head with a frying pan, and carry me away. Please tell me that I have bewitched someone body and soul.

  I seriously need to see this in IMAX for its 20th anniversary or I might explode with the energy of 1,000 suns.

Popular reviews

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  Ehrengard: The Art of Seduction 2023

  ½ Watched 15 Sep 2023

  casanova? bro has zero rizz…. what WAS this.

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  Sky High 2005

  ★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  You can’t make a tomlette without breaking some greggs.