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  The Gorge 2025

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Somehow the least realistic part of this is the evil corporation that invented magical zombie mushrooms also having access to a nuke

  Also needless Oppenheimer name drop

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Shockingly, the only movie I’ve rewatched this year

  Because it’s honestly great 

  Also one Fleet Foxes needle drop away from hitting all of my favorite artists

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  The film that dared to ask the question: are New Yorkers physically capable of shutting up??

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  I walked into this movie confused how Timothee could play anyone other than himself again

  I walked out thinking every musician was the worst … except Pete Seeger 

  Something to be said about the aesthetic integrity of cigarette smoking that’s been lost in the modern day

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