Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Vampires are horny as fuck and it rules

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Robby P does it again. Knew this movie would rule and it exceeded expectations and was weirdly wholesome 

  Mark Ruffalo should sue Marvel for making everyone think he’s a bad actor, him and his wife are so fucking funny in this.

Popular reviews

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  The Pale Blue Eye 2022

  ★★ Watched 11 Jan 2023

  It’s like if you set Shutter Island in the 1800s and made it suck.

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  Wild Things 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Apr 2022

  Wowee. A pinnacle of the late 90s masturbatory culture. Has everything you want: sex, murder, betrayal, Bill Murray as a lawyer, Kevin Bacon’s big old lap hog swinging around in his suit pants, and Denise Richards being equally super hot and super insane. 

  Worth the watch solely for the scene where Denise Richards pops out of the pool, nips a blazing in her blue swim suit, then Kevin Bacon walks up with his big ole crotch rocket and says, “Nice stroke.” 
  A fucking masterclass in cinematography, screenwriting, and directing.

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