Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pusher III 2005

  ★★★★ Added

  None of this would’ve happened if Milo didn’t fuck up the samsas

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  Pusher II 2004

  ★★★★★ Added

  Very beautiful and big into showing not telling

Popular reviews

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  Sharpe's Rifles 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2023

  THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC

  I ❤️ historical epics where instead of them being like “god bless the glorious and proud nation of ________” they’re like “yeah there’s maybe 20 good people in this whole country”

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ★★ Added

  Most passionless relationship I’ve seen portrayed in film. Some rich wanker wants to get fucked by this pretentious older dude and they dance around it for an hour and a half. Honestly just watch regular gay porn instead. Also weird age gap/power dynamic/portrayal of bisexuality etc. Only redeeming qualities are aesthetics & timothee charlemange going full twink.