Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Don't Move 2024

  ★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Eh

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  Vacation 2015

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  That fucking Albanian van gets me every time 😭

Popular reviews

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  Do You Like the Taste of Beer? 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Sep 2023 1

  thirst watch, my bad.

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  Jennifer's Body 2009

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Oct 2023

  y2k iconicness. iconic soundtrack. iconic script. are you kidding me? “hell is a teenage girl”???? iconic opening line. “i’m having the best day since jesus invented the calendar”??? my god, make main characters pretty and a little dumb again. iconic y2k twilightesque film filter. iconic amanda seyfried. iconic megan fox before mgk. a woman predator instead of a male >>>> just iconic.

  “i am a god”
  “okay..” the scream i scrome. hilarious.