Haden Hirst

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18
Currently exploring Scandinavian cinema
Lynch enthusiast😮‍💨
I also LOVEEE horror.

Favorite films

  • Before Sunrise
  • Evil Dead II
  • The Hunt
  • Train to Busan

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  • Riders of Justice

    ★★★★½

  • The Green Butchers

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★½

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  • Monster

    Monster

    ★★★★★

    It's beautiful, it's sad, it felt nostalgic, gentle. It made me feel all kinds of emotions. The performances from all actors were phenomenal, even the child actors blew me away. It's about being a child in our current generation, finding it hard to be who you want to be. The film feels so simple but yet so complex at the same time with themes being delved into like sexual identity, bullying and even a few more.
    The film is really…

  • Cure

    Cure

    ★★★★★

    This truly was spectacular. The idea of bring hypnotised is scary. The film always has something, some sort of sound in the background that the director put in to try hypnotise the audience just like the main antagonist, it's smart. Makes you feel sleepy, it worked. Aswell as the atmospheric cinematography all join in to try and hypnotise you. The psychological aspects throughout this film are spectacular.
    Takabe is a great protagonist, trying to solve his case but by the…

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ½

    Actually couldn't even finish. It was so miserable and bad.

  • Starve Acre

    Starve Acre

    ★★

    I was excited for this, had my eye on it for a while. Sadly this didn't connect with me as much as I would have loved it to. To be frank, I though it had no life to it just dull, typical horror that I did not find tense.
    But I won't be fully negative, there were things I enjoyed about it. visually stunning, with a great performance from Matt Smith, beautiful set pieces and it's main factor it's atmospheric.

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    I knew from the start I wasn't going to care, I came out and hate it more then I expected. It was unbelievably cringe. Yo Zack Snyder 👋 you might have competition for the worst slow motion shots. The acting performances were mediocre at best with Zendaya giving the best performance (Although I hate her character so much, stupid bitch.) And the pacing was dreadful, felt like it was about three hours of painfully cringey cinema. I just didn't care an don't understand the hype whatsoever. And the dialogue I was also iffy on. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME!

  • Seven Samurai

    Seven Samurai

    ★★★★★

    100/100

    This is the nature of war: By protecting others, you save yourselves. If you only think of yourself, you'll only destroy yourself.

    The perfect film. Seven Samurai a film about a village that's being attacked by bandits so they hire seven samurai to defend their village. A film everyone should experience. Acting is amazing, it feels realistic, Akira Kurosawa created a film that we don't actually know what happened back then but made it feel like that is what…