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Sydney

i have a lot of stupid emotional support movies—pearl harbor (2001) being the biggest of all

Favorite films

  • Primal Fear
  • Steel Magnolias
  • Sinister
  • Lilo & Stitch

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  • Super Troopers

    ★★★★

  • The Idaho College Murders

  • Basic Instinct

    ★★★★

  • Cape Fear

    ★★½

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  • Super Troopers

    Super Troopers

    ★★★★

    “i swear to God i’ll pistol whip the next guy that says ‘shenanigans!’
    ”hey, Farva! what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls, and the mozerella sticks?”
    “you mean shenanigans?”
    **collective OOHHs and holding out their guns to O’Hagan** 
    “PUT THOSE AWAY!”

    raunchy movie. i love it

  • Cape Fear

    Cape Fear

    ★★½

    the first hour was pretty solid. the thick blanket of dread and tension kept me interested, along with de niros comically irksome southern dialect and twang. the second hour lost me almost completely and i was wishing for it to wrap up faster.

    i will not forget de niro in drag though.

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  • Resident Evil: Degeneration

    Resident Evil: Degeneration

    ★★★

    why does leon’s face look like that, particularly his eyebrows, and why is he built like a fucking fridge? we all know leon is a stick. 

    anyways i love claire as always

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    ½

    i hate that i spent my time watching this and now i understand why when someone says this is their favorite movie, you run away asap. if it wasnt for the fact you cant rate things zero on here (and for the little matthew mcconaughey humming scene) it wouldn't be receiving a 0.5/5