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Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  always a bummer when a horror comedy is bad at both horror and comedy

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  Gulliver's Travels 2010

  ★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  I watched this because I read somewhere that parts of the script were recycled from a scrapped Prometheus and Bob movie that was supposed to star Chris Farley and David Spade and I wanted to see if I could figure out which parts. After watching it, I honestly have no clue. It was bad!

Popular reviews

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  TÁR 2022

  ½ Watched 27 Oct 2022

  I watch a lot of shitty movies. Like an unhealthy amount. But I always make a point of finishing every single movie I start regardless of how bad, or annoying, or uninteresting it is. I tried my hardest, but I could not finish this movie. It was the most boring shit I've ever seen in my life. By the third unnecessarily long scene in a row where nobody shut the fuck up for half a second, I knew this was…

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  Amish Witches: The True Story of Holmes County 2016

  ★ Watched 09 Oct 2022

  This movie actually made me wish I was Amish because then I never would have seen it

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