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  Friday the 13th 2009

  ★★ Watched 13 Oct 2023

  “It’s more spacious in a woman’s uterus than in this trunk.” by Chewy (Asian guy). Died a virgin. 

  Brie really thought that Trent was THAT good. Tsk tsk tsk. 

  Lawrence seemed to be lacking the genes…

  Those three carried the movie for real. 💀😂

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  Freddy vs. Jason 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Oct 2023

  It’s the “How sweet… dark meat.” for me 💀💀

  One is a pedophile while the other never recovered from trauma (story of my life).

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  Scary Movie 3 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Oct 2023

  Just enjoyed watching Jenna hide away from Tabitha. Cindy said: “she was my bitch”. Just like Buie is ;)

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  The Hills Have Eyes 2006

  ★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2023

  I didn’t think I’d hear Braden pussy out on horror movies. Anyway, it’s gory, bloody, ✨disturby✨ and there isn’t an end to it.

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