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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  lots of thoughts but the biggest takeaway is how fucked up yet destined to happen diy home surgery kits are. this film nails that nauseating danger of partaking in some unregulated pharmaceutical experiment you bought for a cheap thrill off knockoff silk road through the tor browser circa 2018. no matter how clean your upscale bathroom is or precise your procedure is, you are still cutting yourself open, injecting some unknown right into your being, piercing metal needle and cold…

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  Who Killed Captain Alex? 2010

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  one of the only movies that continually reminds you what film you’re watching

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  The Return of the Living Dead 1985

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Oct 2024

  SEND. MORE. PARAMEDICS.

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  Invasion of Astro-Monster 1965

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Aug 2024 1

  WHERE THE FUCK WAS MOTHRA? ARE YOU TELLING ME WE TRADED MOTHRA OUT FOR RODAN AND FUCKING GLENN?

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