Endless servitude? Sounds like being married to you, Susan.
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Wild Wild West 1999
If aliens came to Earth and demanded I sing one song, with the fate of the planet dependent on getting every single word right, I would choose the Wild Wild West rap.
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Air 2023
I’ve only ever owned three pairs of Nike shoes. The first pair was a gift from my brother, and they were really nice until I slipped into a creek while walking the dog and the shoes were completely ruined by the riverbed. The second pair got ruined when my dog had grumble guts and destroyed them with liquid diarrhoea (he didn’t mean to). The third pair is upstairs and I hardly ever wear them for fear they will encounter the same fate as my previous two pairs: dying an unceremonious death via mud or mud butt. Thanks for reading.
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