Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I support a woman’s right to fuck two Robert Pattinsons at the same time

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  Love Hurts 2025

  ★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  It was a lot gorier than I expected for a rom com, which I enjoyed. Not the best movie I’ve ever seen, but I had fun

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Feb 2024

  Somebody tell the editor that when the director said “CUT!” they weren’t speaking to them!!!

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 24 Oct 2024

  Would’ve been five stars if it was two hours of Venom and Mrs Chen taking over Vegas

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