Paddington. Cute, sure. But let’s be real, this movie’s a logistical nightmare. First off, Peru? Speaking English? Paddington should be fluent in Spanish, probably complaining about the lack of Peruvian cuisine in London.
Where are the other bears? Paddington’s supposedly from a rare species, yet no adult bears are around for him. No claws, no rebellion, right? This bear population conspiracy is starting to feel like some kind of cover up. Did the Brits suppress their natural bear development?
Paddington’s…
