Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Aug 2023

  This movie was super fun. 

  If you are a life long turtle fan (that isn’t afraid of change) you’ll love it. 

  Probably the first movie I’ve seen where Jackie Chan doesn’t do his own stunts.

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  Daredevil 2003

  ★★ Rewatched 20 Dec 2021

  It’s terrible and I love it.

  The Pleather 

  The Nu Metal

  The jacket that makes snake noises. 

  All good.

  This movie gets one extra star for each Evanescence song in it. There are two Evanescence songs.

Recent reviews

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  Pocahontas 1995

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  12.5 stars for Colors of the Wind being an underrated banger. -10 stars for blatant historical inaccuracy.

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  The Emperor's New Groove 2000

  ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  Look, it’s easy to watch, kid friendly, and my wife actually likes it. 

  My brother also swore he invented the phrase boo-yah.

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Treasure Buddies 2012

  ½ Watched 20 Aug 2022

  This movie is a war crime.