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Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Black Christmas 1974

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Dec 2024

  THE CHRISTMAS CAROLERS SOLD BROOO

  Maybe Scrooge was right

Popular reviews

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  Romeo and Juliet 1968

  ★★★ Watched 27 May 2021 4

  Juliet: “Hey Romeo how are you doing?”

  *Romeo inhales* 

  Romeo: “OOOOOOOHHH! Sweet Juliet
  Thy beauty hath made me effeminate
  And in my temper softened valor’s steel! Thy eyes burn brighter than thy golden sun! Thou doth teach the torches to burn bright! It seems thou hangs upon the cheek of night!”

  *Romeo exhales loudly.”

  Juliet: “Bruh I’m 13.”

  Romeo: 👁👄👁

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2023

  The kids about to do cocaine

  The guys behind us: YES. YES! Y E S!