Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  Fight to Hawaii movie #2

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  Moana 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  Flight to Hawaii movie #1.

Popular reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  ½ Watched 09 Nov 2021 1

  Pros: this movie had hot people 

  
  Cons: everything else. An uncanny valley of visual disaster. Digital printed stretch costumes were only a small step better than a party city shake and go Spider-Man suit. Also if I see one more action movie where the lead female as perfect barrel curls after stopping the apocalypse I’m throw a fit.

  
  Best Bit  Harry style in the post credits.

  Worst bit whatever dwarf dude was with Harry styles.

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  The Cabin in the Woods 2011

  ★★½ Watched 28 May 2023

  Last time I watched this movie I was in an Airbnb in the middle of the woods with a bunch of people from college (very on theme) And after the movie I went to bed and then I came downstairs to get a glass of water and there was an orgy happening.

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